updates and myspace

K just spent the longest time thumbnailing a load of pics for the new gallery in My site which is royallt pissing me off because i cant sort out the issue with the link effecting the -entier fucking page , but never mind will get that done soon enough Im sure . Spent too much time in MySpace today and id like to give any MySpacers here this message ..your 12 rules..listen GOOD

12 rules of my spaceOne. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" (you should also learn how to spell) doesn't convince anyone.two. To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.three. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. four. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. five. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. six. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. seven. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up! eight. Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you there. nine. If you have decided to read this,because you belong to MySpace you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. ten. I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them) , yeah i know its a long shot ..bleh~. eleven. And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! 12: For the last FUCKING time your band SUCKS! Don't try and make me listen to your boring whingy "hardcore" screamo shit anymore because a chop to the throat often offends, oh yus. Spread the word or else the girl from the ring will come and do some weird freaky voodoo shit to your parents before she disembowels you and shits down your neck at the next Solstice full moon at around about 2.15AM GMT…and a ghost will rape your dog tonight.

~ by strychnine on March 29, 2006.